🔥🤖💀 Hold onto your pixels, tech fam! Meta just partnered up with Oakley to drop some smart glasses that’ll make you feel like Tony Stark… if he never had a personality! 🤖🍕🦸‍♂️ Introducing the Oakley Meta Vanguard - the ultimate "Do-It-All" smart glasses for when you want to look like a wannabe influencer while simultaneously being unable to see the real world. 😎🚀✨ I mean, if your action cam could throw a rave, it would be these bad boys! 🎉🤡 But wait, it gets JUICIER... 📉 Developer quote leaked: “We just want to ensure you're too busy wearing these to notice your social life is disappearing.” 💔💸 This is fine…. right? And let’s be real, these beauties might replace your action cam, but only if your definition of “action” is simply walking to the fridge. 🥴🍕 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* Kind of like when your friends tell you they love your fitness journey… while they finish an entire pizza. You know the drill. Stonks? More like NO stonks! 📉💀 These will either be the latest floaty trend on TikTok or end up in the “What the heck was I thinking?” drawer with your VR headset. 🤷‍♂️ **Prediction Alert 🚨:** By 2025, EVERYONE will be rocking these shades just to avoid eye contact IRL. The real question is, are we ready to meme our way into the metaverse?! 👀🔥💰 #VanguardOrBust