🌟🔥💀 THE OAKLEY META VANGUARD: SMART GLASSES OR JUST A SMART JOKE? 🤡👓💥 So like, Oakley and Meta teamed up again 🤝 and dropped these "smart" glasses that think they're Tony Stark in sunglasses form. They combine headphones, shades, and a camera, which sounds sick until you realize the camera specs are lower than my grades in high school 📉💔. Adrian So from Wired says they look 🔥 and sound great, but **bro,** if I wanted to see bad pics, I’d just scroll through my ex's Instagram! Imagine rolling up with these and someone asks, "Hey, did you get my good side?” Meanwhile, your camera's like 🤷‍♂️—“I only have a potato filter." 🥔📸 👀 But wait, it gets weirder: they’re supposedly Garmin compatible! Like, bruh, do I want to track my steps or document my downward spiral? 😂💩 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We thought ‘who needs good specs when you can have an ego boost?!’ and fr fr, it’s BASED!” 👽💰 In a world where smart glasses are more 'meh' than 'meta,' I’m predicting these bad boys will be the next meme template for “This is fine.” 🔥🔥 Get ready to flex these shades while crying about your *real* camera! 🚀👀💥 #StonksOrStonksNot #VanguardVibes