🚨🌐BREAKING NEWS: Oakley Meta Glasses Are Here 🕶️💥 and They Come with AI to Judge Your Life Choices! 🤖😱 Yo fam, Meta just dropped the *NEW* Oakley Meta smart glasses and they’re *literally* too advanced for humanity! These glasses are the glow-up of the century — think Ray-Bans on steroids, but like the *meme version* of steroids 🤓😎. Preorders start now, but you’re better off waiting until next week when the inevitable “my AI glasses just told me that I’m a loser” memes start flooding the timeline! 💬😂 In a *totally real* leaked conversation, a Meta developer said, “We wanted to capture people’s worst moments in high def. It’s like a TikTok of your life, but for scientists.” 📉🤡 And don’t even get me started on that AI feature! Your glasses can LOWKEY judge your outfit like, “Dude, those socks with sandals? Cringe.” 💀🔥 I can already see the stonks 🌕💰 of people having existential crises everywhere due to photogenic reality checks. So get ready to look at your reflection and ask, “This is fine?” while your glasses whisper existential dread. My prediction? Next year, they'll invent glasses that give you a personality makeover while you walk! 🤯🚀 #UnhingedPredictions #MetaMadness #GlassesOfDoom