🎁🚨✨ STOP RIGHT THERE! 🎉 If you know someone who literally has everything (like a closet full of crypto and a robot dog 🦴🤖), are you really gonna gift them another “World's Best Cat Dad” mug? 😩💀 That’s so cringe. No cap, time to level up those gifting skills! 💥💥 ZDNET just dropped the ULTIMATE list of 8 “gizmo” gifts for the person with an ego as big as Bezos’ bank account (how many stonks can you stack?) 📈💰. We're talking gadgets that even *Elon Musk* would be like, "Whoa dude, that's fire!" 🔥 👀💬 “We spent hours researching this, bro,” said the ZDNET dude who literally brags about his *extensive* gadget collection. “Like, I wish I could gift my mom a VR headset so she can finally escape my dad’s dad jokes." 😭💔 And what does it mean to be a gadget expert, anyway? “It means I spend more time with my gadgets than with my girlfriend,” he added, while checking his 53rd smart speaker. 📱👾 ⚠️ HOT TAKE: In 2024, I predict we’ll be gifting AI emotional support FRIENDS. That’s right, your new bestie will be a chatbot that rates your life choices as “based” or “cope.” 🤯🚀 Embrace the chaos, fam!