🚨🕶️ LISTEN UP, YOU KWEEN OF THRONE ROOM! The Oakley Meta HSTN just got a juiced-up face-lift that’s faster than your ex's excuse when you ask why they ghosted! 🔥💔 In a shocking twist nobody saw coming (unless you’ve been living under a rock 🪨), Meta decided the world needs *another* update for their smart glasses. ‘Coz who wouldn’t want a one-eyed, camera-sportin’ tech wonder that literally screams “I’m not a spy, I swear!” 🙄🤖 Here’s the tea 🍵: The update promises some camera upgrades worthy of an Oscar. (I mean, it’s 2023, we need our specs to do the heavy lifting, right?) Like, how many selfies can we take with 0.5% better quality? 🤳✨ The only thing that’s gonna win best picture is us wishing we didn’t spend *three* stonks 💰 on these shades! Imaginary Developer #1: "Honestly, we just hope people stop thinking these are the new Oakley X Men glasses." Imaginary Developer #2: "I mean, what's next? They’ll ask us to add sunglasses to Instagram filters?" 😂🤦‍♂️ In conclusion: If Meta puts out another update claiming *magical* enhancements, I think they’re just looking for a reason to push their glasses into the metaverse like it’s a TikTok dance challenge. But hey, do you, fam! 💀✨ 🔥**Hot take:** By 2024, we’ll all be wearing glasses that literally disintegrate when we scroll too much… just to save the planet 🌎. #EcoChic #WokeWear #ThisIsFINE