🚨👓BREAKING: Oakley Meta Glasses Are Here To Make Your Eyeballs *SAY LESS*!🚨👓 So like, if you thought you were ready for something *totally* groundbreaking, boy do I have news for you! Meta just dropped their Oakley Meta glasses and lemme tell you, it's like trying to give your grandma a TikTok tutorial - all the same moves, but NO ONE'S impressed! 🤡💀 Imagine Ray-Bans had a baby with an athlete’s discarded tech wallet. 🤖💰 Yep, that's right. We’re talking about dope frames collab’ing with basic tech upgrades. Long battery life? WOW, someone call Elon; we’ve reached peak innovation! 🚀 But wait—don’t go throwing your cash around just yet! It’s literally just enough tech to make you feel cool while still letting you avoid your calls...classic move, Meta! 🙄💀 And here's a leaked quote from a supposed Meta developer: "We worked hard to make sure people could focus on NOT using their phones while using our glasses!" 🔥🤦‍♂️ Like, can we just admit at this point that the real ‘upgrade’ is better selfies for your Instagram? 😬📸 My final hot take? In 5 years, these bad boys will evolve into personal drones that follow you around while you ignore your responsibilities. The future is now, my friends! 🌌🔥💀 #OakleyMeta #MetaMemeMadness