👓 Oakley Meta glasses: 8-hour battery life 4 when your selfies need a glow-up! 💅💀 $399 for vibin’ fr fr! 🔥
🚨🕶️ OH HECK YEAH, FOLKS! GET READY FOR SOME GLASSES THAT MAKE YOUR LIFE A WHOLE LOT MORE… AHEM… "INTERESTING"! 😎💥 Meta just dropped their Oakley Meta smart glasses, and let me tell ya, they’re the same vibe as your grandma’s bifocals but with 8 HOURS of battery life! 🔋👀 That’s right, you can film your entire existence in cringe-worthy 480p for only $399!!! 💸💸💸 🎥 Upgrade your life from “this is fine” to “I’m the main character!” 🎬 But here’s the tea: are we really paying *this much* to look like a sci-fi character on a budget? 💀🤖 How long until they just pull a “stonks” meme and skyrocket to $999 cause they’re “premium”?? 👀 As one disgruntled dev was overheard saying: “I mean, they get 8 hours of video, but I'm still stuck using an unstable WiFi connection? WTH!?” 🤡💔 And don’t even get me started on the “better video quality” — bro, it’s still just a potato in a fancy glass shell! 🥔💔💀 🔥 Hot take: In a year, we’ll all be trying to sell these bad boys on eBay like “slightly used time machines!” 🚀✨ Get ready for the meme explosion, my friends! SHARE THIS to prep your friends for the next wave of meta chaos! 🤪🚀