🚨BREAKING NEWS: The NY Times is diving headfirst into the chaotic abyss of deleted ChatGPT logs! 💀📜 That’s right folks! In a plot twist nobody asked for, after the courtroom showdown where OpenAI thought they could just delete their memory like your ex at 2 AM, the judge was like “Nah fam, you gotta keep that tea forever.” 🫖😳 Sidney Stein, us district judge and apparent judge of what’s hot or not, hit them with the “Your privacy norms? 😂 Never heard of them!” Meanwhile, OpenAI is sitting there, seething like this is the ultimate cringe moment of 2023—like Drake pointing at the future of their privacy, which is now just a big ol’ dumpster fire. 🔥🚀 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Bro, if I wanted to lose my data forever, I’d just use a Windows PC! 🤖💻” But wait! It gets crazier! The NYT is basically saying, “We’re on our way to collect your digital skeletons like it’s Halloween 365 days a year!” 🎃✨ **Hot Take:** Fast forward to 2025: NYT launches a subscription service called “Ghost Mode,” where you can relive every cringey ChatGPT convo! It’ll be like “Stonks” but for your regrets! 💸💀 This is fine. Like, share, and subscribe if you're ready for the drama! 📈🔥