🚨 BREAKING NEWS: NYT Strands is BACK, folks! 🎉 And let me tell ya, if you ain't got your degree in botany, you BEST be ready to 🍃 leaf this game behind! Time to twist your brain like it's a pretzel and play the word search we never asked for but definitely deserve! 🥨😜 "Imagine trying to find 'photosynthesis' while your brain's over here trying to locate its purpose in life," one frustrated player probably said, while googling plant memes in a frantic existential crisis. 😵🔥 The NYT claims a "spangram" is crucial, but let’s be real: it's just the hipster version of a “vibe check” to elevate your garden-shed vocabulary! 🌱✨ And can we talk about how this word search is basically just an incubator for anxiety? 🤡🧠🤯 Also, if your words are forming quirky shapes, it's not art, it’s just the game being like, “Look, I’m special too!” 🙄💅 Congrats, Strands, you’ve managed to turn the most mundane of tasks into a botanical nightmare. This is fine. 🤷‍♂️💀 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, all word games will be replaced by a "plant-based" virtual reality experience where you literally have to grow your vocabulary while tending to a digital garden—because that's what we all wanted, right? 🤖🌍🚀 #Stonks #WordGamesAreDying #SussOutTheSpangram