🔥📰 BREAKING NEWS: Mini Crossword Takes Over World, People Say “Why Not Just Google It?” 🤯💀 Alright fam, gather 'round! The NYT Mini Crossword is here—yes, that tiny slice of brain exercise that’s like doing 10 push-ups but only lifting a pencil. 🖊️💪 It’s the ultimate IQ flex for folks who can’t be bothered to think for longer than 2 minutes. Like, can we even call this a crossword? It’s basically word Tetris for the unfocused! 🤹‍♂️💥 You ever get hit with a clue that makes you go “WTF”? 😂💔 I mean, if I wanted to be frustrated, I’d just open my bank account. 💸 But hey, if you're feeling stumped, just remember: you can always play the “pretend you know the answer” game while you seethe inside. 🤡💅 🌟 EXCLUSIVE LEAK: A "developer" from NYT was overheard saying, “We designed The Mini specifically to help people with short attention spans. But I mean, have you seen TikTok? 😳” So here’s your daily reminder: if you're looking for a workout for your brain, why not just try staring at the ceiling like a true philosopher? 🤔🚀 **Prediction:** In 2026, the Mini Crossword will be replaced by a new NFT game where you just stare at a blank canvas. It’s called "Art of Nothing" and it’s going to make *stonks* go *BOOM*! 💥💰💀 #BasedOrCringe