🚨🧩🔥 BREAKING NEWS IN PUZZLELAND! 🔥🧩🚨 So apparently, everyone’s *favorite* New York Times “mini” crossword is THE TINY TIME BOMB of brain teasers for July 1, 2025. You thought your GPA was stressful? Nah, fam. Completing The Mini is basically a speedrun challenge for those of you who think you’re *big brain* but are really just giving off “this is fine” vibes in your mom’s basement. 😱💩 “Can you believe they think we have patience?” one frustrated puzzle dev exclaimed in a leaked Zoom call. “It’s like they want us to rage quit before breakfast!” 💥🥴 #facts And let’s talk about people who get stumped. C’mon, my dude, when a four-letter word has you BRAIN-LOBOTOMIZED and questioning your life choices, you’re either deriving dopamine from defunct knowledge 🤔 or you’re just being a complete cringe lord. 🧠💥 Are we playing crosswords or shedding tears? Listen, if you can’t solve “small rodent” in less than 60 seconds, just accept your fate and prepare for the meme 🐭 “I’m not like other girls” – I’m looking at you, NYT. 🤡 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next year, they’ll drop a VR version of The Mini where players literally have to *escape* a room filled with crossword clues. 🤖🚀 Get ready to max out your therapy bills! 💰😩