🚨🧩 BREAKING NEWS in the world of *snooze-fest* puzzles! 📅🗞️ Brace yourself for the November 26, 2025, edition of The New York Times Mini Crossword, the bite-sized brain-teaser that has people losing sleep AND their sanity! 😱💤 This is not your grandma's crossword; this is like Mario Kart but with words—speedrun or lose your mind! 💨🕹️ If you ain't solving these clues faster than an internet troll can type “OK Boomer,” you're straight-up in the danger zone, fam! 🔥🛑 💡 You ever play a puzzle so tough, you’d swear it was designed by a vengeful AI? Like, I can almost hear the devs saying, “Yeah, let’s throw in a clue about medieval bread-making and watch them copium in despair!” 🙃🤖 But also, no cap, if you can’t solve it, just throw your hands in the air and yell, “This is fine!” 😂🔥 In the spirit of moving from chaos to memes, here's my hot take: By 2026, the Mini Crossword will have a *paid* subscription to unlock hints because why not suck even more money out of your soul? 💰🔒 Get ready to see “crossword stonks” and “puzzle fatigue” trending alongside those AI-generated cat memes! 😼🚀 So gear up, brainiacs! May the odds be ever in your favor and may your cell phone battery last through multiple rounds of “What even is a five-letter word for ‘pain’?” 💀📱🔥