🚨🧩🧠 LOUD NOISES ALERT! 🚨🧩🧠 Today’s New York Times Mini Crossword is here to ruin your Friday! 🎉💀 Like, seriously, when did understanding color names turn into an Olympic sport? 🤡👀 5-across? 😩 More like 5wth?! 🤦‍♂️ How am I supposed to remember the difference between teal, azure, and cerulean? This is NOT an art class! 🎨🆘 And guess what? Crossword lovers around the globe are coping, seething, and probably questioning their life choices 🙃. “Y’all, I thought puzzle-solving was supposed to be therapeutic!” – some random millennial 🧓🗨️ *as they cry into their chai lattes* ☕😢 But fear not, courageous word warriors! 🦸‍♂️ Click this link and be transported to the land of hints and answers where stonks are high 💰📈 (unlike my relationship status). You’ll have more colors than a crayon box, and you’ll still probably feel like this: 🔥 THIS IS FINE 🔥 🔥🔥 **Hot take:** In the year 2030, crosswords will be replaced by AI-generated psychic riddles that will reveal your soul's purpose or at least your next meal choice. 🔮🍕 Mark my chaotic words!!