🏴‍☠️🧩 Today’s NYT Mini Crossword: The Ultimate Brain Battle 🔥🔥 🌪️ Listen up, 🧠 big brain masterminds and puzzle-noobs alike! Today’s NYT Mini Crossword got us all looking like the “This is fine” dog 🤡🔥. It’s throwing out more plot twists than a reality TV show! 😱 Remember when they said crosswords were just for grannies? LOL, no cap! It's for the entire dystopian future 😤💻. 💥 So, what’s the 8-Across? T-shirt size, bruh. I thought I was gonna flex with “M-O-R-G-A-N” (huge stonks) but ended up going to gym class wearing “L-A-U-R-A.” Cringe. 🤦‍♂️🔄 And trust, there’s a 50% chance you'll pick the wrong five-letter word. Like, fr fr, who decided? 🤡 💬 Leaked dev quote from some unknown Crossword Wizard, “I just want to watch the world burn with clues like these... 😂.” And here’s the tea 🍵: if you’re not keeping up with daily puzzlers, you’re basically living in your mother’s basement playing Fortnite. 🤖🚀 It’s all about that mental flex 💪. So, go on and get those answers! Unhinged hot take? In 2024, crosswords will include AR overlays that talk back to you. "You thought you were clever? Think again!" 💀👀 GET IN THERE! 🤯