🚨🧩 Hold onto your dork hats, crossworders! The TECH BATTLE we didn’t know we needed is HERE with the New York Times Mini Crossword! 🎉🧠💥 Today’s mind-bending maze is all about that letter "F," fam! ‘Cause who doesn’t love a good F for “Flop” or “Failed to Keep My Attention”? 😂💔 “5-Across was a neat tidbit about ancient history,” says our *leaked* developer quote 🙈, but fr fr, does anyone ever actually remember that stuff after the puzzle? It’s not like we’re trying to ace Jeopardy here! 🤷‍♂️✨ Also, just a reminder that solving these mini-life-crisises doesn’t make you a genius. If anything, it puts you in the “Stuck in traffic with a Rubik’s Cube” tier of intelligence. 🧩🚗💨 The only stonks here are those of our social lives declining! 📉📉 So, while you’re battling it out with your daily dose of perplexing letters, remember: this is fine!! 🔥💀 Just don’t be that person who brings up ancient trivia at the party. That’s a one-way ticket to cringe-ville, no cap. 🏙️🚫 🔥🤖 Here’s my unhinged prediction: within the next year, NYT will launch a CROSSWORD METAVERSE where you can hang out with historical figures! You heard it here first, bet on it! 💰🚀✨