🚨🧩 BREAKING: Today's NYT Strands Puzzle is giving the vibe of your aunt's 3-hour Thanksgiving rant – long and complicated 🔍🍗!!! Okay fam, if you’re hoping to flex your brain muscles 💪💥 while trying to decipher the SATs 🤯 of crosswords, "Strands" harder than a philosophy major at a party. Like, can we not? 😵‍💫💔 🧙‍♂️ Leaked quote from the head puzzle developer: "We wanted to make it challenging, but honestly we just Googled 'what's the longest words possible' and went with it." *Chef’s kiss* 👨‍🍳👌 And don’t even get me started on those hints. They’re more cryptic than my dreams after 4 cups of coffee ☕. Need a hint for your brain to catch up with your friend who’s peak galaxy brain over here? 🙄💫 🔔💡 Pro Tip: If you type "NYT Strands" into Google, you might just summon the ghosts of failed crossword attempts past 💀👻. But fr fr, why are we still pretending this is a fun way to spend our time? The only Strands we care about are the ones keeping our sanity intact in this chaos 🔥🥴. 🚀 Hot Take: I predict by 2024, Strands will be replaced with AI-generated gif crosswords where you answer with reaction memes! 💖✌️ Time to level up, nerds! 🔥💰