🚨BREAKING NEWS: The New York Times drops new Strands hints and answers that are 100% the emotional support we never knew we needed! 🤯✨ But let’s be real – this is peak “I can’t adult today” energy! 💀😩 So, Strands is basically a word search on crack, where letters are throwing shapes, and you're like “Is this a word game or abstract art?!” 🎨🤔 You gotta connect the dots (literally) and just like your high school algebra class, this requires some serious shapes and patterns - no cap! 🤹‍♀️ When asked about the new features, one NYT dev was overheard saying, “If they wanted a simple word game, they should’ve just played with their blocks instead!” 🤖💁‍♂️ Classic roast. 🔥 And y’all, there’s a theme in there somewhere. You might need a telescope to find it! 🛰️ Or just an overpriced coffee from your local hipster cafe, because we all know that’s how you fuel those brain cells! ☕💡 In conclusion, if you ain't playing Strands, are you even trying to find your soulmate or just avoiding your feelings? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️ Get ready to storm the game like it’s the last level of Candy Crush! 🍭 🔥🔥 Here’s my hot take: By 2024, NYT will launch an NFT Strands version where you can buy your own cringe-worthy word shapes... and yes, I’ll be first in line! 🚀💰