🚨🧩 BREAKING: NYT Strands is trying to flex on us like it’s some kinda SAT preparing for an Ivy! 🤡💀 Today’s theme got me thinking it was about mud pies, but nah fam, it’s more like “who hurt you” with all these obscure words. If you're struggling, just know you’re not alone — I ran into a wall harder than my hopes of becoming a crypto millionaire! 💰💀 🤖 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We just wanted to make people question their sanity. No cap." 🙃 Puzzles so hard, even the brainiac kids are like “bro, this is fine” 🔥🤡💭. You may as well shout “STOP THE WORLD, I WANNA GET OFF” because you’re about to throw your phone across the room trying to figure out who has the best strands. Spoiler: it's definitely not your uncle Barry. 🧠👾 Mini Crossword? Wordle? Connections? It’s like they’re running a mental Olympics and WE HAVE NO COACH. Swole brains only! 🙌 Hot Take: By 2025, we will all communicate in emoji and I will reign supreme! 🥳💀🚀 Don’t even @ me! So go ahead, share this chaotic masterpiece with your fellow puzzle warriors! 🔥💌