🚨🍭BREAKING NEWS: New York Times’ Strands Got Us Out Here Like 👀🤡🍵! 🍵👀 If you’re not playing Strands, are you even gaming? 💀 I mean, it’s like Wordle and a crossword had a baby and that baby got a PhD in pretentiousness. 📚🔍 No cap, if you don't use a thesaurus while playing, are you even trying? **Developer Quote Leak**: “We said 'Hey, let's create a game that makes them feel smart while actually just confusing the heck outta them' 💯💬" - Some dude in a turtleneck, probably. Okay, picture this: 🖼️ You’re on your couch, eating cold pizza, trying to string together “quixotic” and “benign” from a wacky letter grid that looks like modern art gone wrong. 👩‍🎨🤯 And don’t even get me started on the "spangram" – it sounds like a hip band you’d hear in a Brooklyn coffee shop, fighting for attention while you sip your oat milk latte. ☕️✨ 🧠💥 So get ready for wacky shapes, twisted letters, and a theme that screams “We put in effort; are you THIRSTY for learning or what?" 🔥🤖 **Hot Take**: In 2025, Strands will replace therapy for millennials. “I’m not crying; I’m just emotionally stimulated by these dang word shapes,” said no one ever! This is fine. 😵‍💫🔥 #Strands2025 #StonksUp! 🚀💰