🚨BREAKING NEWS: STRANDS IS THE NEW BLACK🖤💥 You heard it here first, folks! If you're scrolling through your phone like a normie, STOP! 🤚 The New York Times launched “Strands” and it’s basically a word-search game that requires more brain power than figuring out how to fix your parents’ WiFi. 🧠💡 So here’s the tea: you gotta connect letters like a cosmic puzzle 👽🚀—up, down, left, right 🚦, and even diagonally! It’s like a game of Twister for your brain 😵‍💫, and we all know you’re gonna end up in some bizarre word contortion that even a Scrabble champion wouldn't touch 😱💅. Legend has it that one dev said, “we designed it to be harder than finding a date on Tinder,” which is fake news. (But fr fr, could you imagine? 🥴) And if you’re thinking, “Is this a cash grab from the NYT?” NGL, you’re not wrong, cap! 💰💸 But real talk, it’s a whole new level of “this is fine” with a sprinkle of cringe 🤡🔥. So grab your Red Bull ☕ and let’s see if you can actually crack that spangram, or if you’ll just be seething in confusion like a basic bro in a fancy restaurant! 🔮 Prediction: by 2024, Strands will become an Olympic sport, and only the true word-nerds will survive! 🏅💀#StonksOrBounds?