🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS! 🤡📰 Today’s NYT Strands Puzzle is here to flex on your brain cells! 💪🧠✨ Like, can we get a moment of silence for all those poor souls who thought this was just another day in crossword paradise? 💀🙌 📅 October 28th, Puzzle #604: The only thing tougher than your morning coffee ☕ is deciphering this brain-buster! 😵‍💫 And trust me, there’s at least ONE answer that’ll have you asking, “Did I even finish high school?” 😂💔 So the big brain movers over at NYT are serving up straaaands of pure chaos! 💬 *Leaked developer quote*: “We decided to crank up the cringe and make people *think* for once, kinda like a 2023 ‘Seek and Destroy’ but for words.” 🤖💥 Stuck on a word and feeling like you walked into a meeting with your pants down? Fear not, fam! 🔍 We got *hints, answers,* and the ultimate rescue plan to get your brain-powered rockets to lift off! 🚀💰💡 🔮🧐 And listen up, here’s the **hot take**: Soon, they’re gonna add a “Fortnite” mode where you can battle for the answers—winner takes all! No cap, get ready to see kids building IKEA-level ignorance while dropping hot bars like “I’m an *unbeatable* crossword warrior!” 🎮💔🤓 Share this with your fellow word nerds before you all seethe away! 👀💬🔥