🚨🤪 STRAND ALERT! STRAND ALERT! 🚨💥 💀😱 Is your brain 🧠 feeling like a soggy sponge trying to solve today’s NYT Strands? Welcome to the club—no cap! 🧩🧩 It’s like a puzzle-thon where the only rule is "take your meds first"! 🎢 🍕 Today's Strands is low-key a roast of vocabulary. Some words come easy, while others are like that ONE friend who always has a "better" idea but is REALLY just talking nonsense. 🔥 "Bro, I can't even!" - said every person staring at those scrambled letters! Just use your phone, it's not the 1900s anymore. 📱✌️ 🚀 For those trying to avoid the brain strain, here’s a hot tip: Click here for hints, and follow the crumbs for Wordle and Connections too! 🕵️‍♂️🧩 It’s like a scavenger hunt, but instead of gold, you get… bragging rights… and the sweet satisfaction of proving you’re smarter than your coffee-stained buddy. ☕📚 But let’s keep it 100: You KNOW you’re here just to low-key flex and make your friends seethe with jealousy. 🤡🔥 🚨💭 Prediction: by NEXT YEAR, Strands will evolve into a VR puzzle that requires you to fight CRYPTO KITTENS for answers. Mark my words! STONKS 📈💰 to that idea!