🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: NYT STRANDS IS ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR BRAIN, NO CAP! 🔥🚨 Today's NYT Strands hints are OUT HERE flexing harder than your cousin's gym selfies 😂💪. So a game that's basically "Twister" for your brain cells?! 🤡💀 You gotta wiggle like a fish to get these words, and if you're not doing the 🐟🌊 dance, then what are you even doing? 🎮✨ LINKED LETTERS INCLUDING DIAGONALS?! CALL THE FEDS, THIS IS MADDENING! Who thought twisting letters into quirky shapes was a good idea? 🤔💭 I can see the developers now: "We put the 'fun' in dysfunctional!" - *Anonymous Developer #69* And they say "spangram" like it's gonna make us forget our exes! I'm not saying this is the worst thing I've ever played, but I've seen my cat yawn for 10 minutes straight, and I was WAY more entertained. 😴 📅🪄 So listen up: if you can handle the chaos, gather your squad and get ready to flex your vocabulary like you're trying to impress the librarian who ghosted you! And don’t even think about crying when you get stuck on a word that’s shaped like a pretzel! 🍔💯 ✨🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, "Strands" will be an Olympic sport. 🥇 Gotta stay fit somehow, right? 🤖💰 #Stonks