🎮🚨 BREAKING: NYT Strands Drops Hints & We’re Ready to SPIT FIRE! 🔥💥 So, apparently, the New York Times wants you to grab your thesaurus and a whole bunch of fun facts and solve their latest word puzzle, NYT Strands. 🤔💭 Like, who needs a life when you can twist letters like a pretzel instead? 🥨💁‍♂️ But let’s be real, if you’re trying to flex your intellectual stonks 📈💰, do it somewhere less cringe. This ain't it, chief! The game lets you connect letters up, down, left, and right, like that one ex who just won’t let go! 👀💔 But also, plot twist: words can bounce and twist in diagonal shapes! It’s a geometry class for your brain, fam. 😂📏 Leaked developer quote: “We wanted to make a game that’s basically a crossword puzzle but with extra steps. Think Outer Wilds meets kindergarten art project!” 🚀🤡 👉 As if connecting letters wasn’t enough, they’ve shoved “spangram” in there – which sounds like a dance move that never caught on. “Dude, can you hit the spangram?”… Yeah, no thanks. 😬💀 🔥🔥 HERE’S A HOT TAKE: Mark my words, in 2025, we’ll all be playing board games with AI that schmooze better than your Tinder date, and the NYT Strands will be THE last bastion of ‘cool’ words. Just wait and see! 💥👽 SHARE if you’re ready to STRAND these word puzzles to the moon! 🚀🌕