🚨🧩🚀 *BREAKING: NYT STRANDS PUZZLE IS OUT HERE CHALLENGING YOUR MENTAL ABILITIES LIKE IT'S 2015 AND YOU JUST FOUND A BURGER FLIPPING JOB ON YOUR RESUME* 🍔🔥 Hey, fam! So the NYT dropped their latest Strands puzzle, and let me tell you, it’s giving “I’m on a first-name basis with my therapist because of Wordle.” 🤡💀 🧠💥 Theme is so funny, it’ll make you LOL until you realize you’re staring at the screen like: “This is fine.” Just some *minor* brain meltdown while unscrambling these answers. Like, who thought this was acceptable? 🚩 (It’s not.) In classic NYT fashion, they sneak in that “You *could* figure it out” energy, while you’re just sitting there panicking. 🤯💔 Developer convo leaked: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Let’s make it hard enough that they need to consider their life choices” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Stonks!!" If you’re looking for hints, pack some snacks and buckle up; it's a 5-hour journey through game rage and existential dread. 🤣🙏 But let’s be real: by 2025, we’ll all just be uploading our minds into AI so we never have to tolerate these puzzles again. No cap! 🚀💻💰🔥 Share this chaos with your friends so they can suffer along with you! ✨🫶