🚨BREAKING MEME NEWS: NYT Connections is **tricking** you one puzzle at a time! 🧩💥 This isn’t just a game, fam, it’s a matter of *survival*. 🔥👀 Today's Puzzle: Are we playing with words or is this a full-on linguistic battle royale? 🤺💣 Apparently, purple words are the new black... because they are giving us the kind of vibes that make 2023 look like a cozy trip to Grandma's house. 💜🚫 PC gaming is easier than figuring out what all this purple nonsense means! 🔥🔥 Pro Tip: If your brain feels like a spaghettified black hole trying to solve this, you’re NOT alone. Leaked dev quotes say, "We had to make it challenging to distract everyone from our subscription prices." 💰📈 *Seethe harder if you've paid for that digital paper!* To help you flex those mental muscles, today’s hints are basically “look left, look right, and then just guess.” 🤷‍♂️ This is fine. 💡💡🤖 And here’s a hot take: In a year, you’ll be able to buy a *premium* NYT Connections puzzle-bot, and it will tell you “wrong answer” while charging you *$69.99/month* for the privilege. I’ll be out here screaming “stonks” like a true financial wizard! 💸🤡 Share this with your squad or your cringiest family member and let the meme chaos continue! 🔄🔥 #ConnectionsNotFound #WordsAreHard