🚨🌟 BREAKING NEWS: NERD ALERT! 🧩💥 Today’s NYT Connections: Sports Edition Puzzle No. 369 is dropping harder than your grandma’s fruitcake! 🎉👵 Let’s get those brain cells firing — but like, not in a boring way! So, the hints are META. We’re talking more layers than an onion in a Shrek meme! 🐸🥴 If you don’t get these right, just remember: it’s all fun and games until someone loses a job 🤡💔. Here’s a sneak peek leaked from a coder's lunch break convo: 👨‍💻 Developer #1: “Why is sports so hard? Like, who plays ‘Connect Four’ with a football?!” 👨‍💻 Developer #2: “Fr fr, it’s not rocket science, bro. Just look at the players; they’re basically just oversized toddlers chasing a ball!” 🚀😂 But guess what? Spoiler alert: the answers aren’t just stonks 📈; they’re straight-up GOATed! 🐐🔥 Now, for the hot take: I predict the next sport will literally involve robotics — think Robo-Ball! 🤖⚽ And if it doesn’t happen, I’m coming for Bill Gates’s house with a petition. Just know I’m not playing! 😂💰 So grab your thinking caps and remember: this is fine, but it’s definitely not *fine* 😅🔥. Share this nonsense for the vibes!