🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: NYT Connections Sports Edition EXPLODES like that one time your grandma tried to teach you golf and accidentally hit the neighbor’s cat. 🐱💥 So, you wanna flex your sports knowledge but can barely tell the difference between a “touchdown” and a “home run”? No cap, we’ve all been there. 🤦‍♂️💔 If you’re so lost you might as well be on Mars, don’t worry! 😱✨ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I just Googled ‘sports names’ before submitting my answers.” 🤡💔 #Relatable Today's hot thread from the NYT: Yard Goats are here, and they’re repping minor league ⚾️💪. As if we don’t have enough teams with cringe names—looking at you, Sugar Land Space Cowboys! 🤠👽 #Stonks. But here’s the kicker—if you think golf is boring, just wait till you try *playing* it. 😴🏌️‍♂️ *Drake pointing*: “Golf? Nah, I’d rather binge-watch some dude playing Wordle.” 📺💤 In summation: If you’re struggling with Connections, you’re not alone. This is fine. 🙃🔥 Dive into the hints, or adopt a goat instead. But spoiler alert: the goat’s probably gonna outsmart you too. 🐐💰 🚀🔥 Prediction: In 2024, NYT will introduce an escape room version of Connections. You’ll be locked in a room until you can name all 32 NFL teams. Seethe. 🤖💀 #WinWin?