🔥🎉 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: NYT JUST DROPPED CONNECT THE DOTS FOR SPORTS! 💥🏅 Listen up, fam! If you thought the NYT was all about stale bagels and old guys on the front page, think again! 😱 They just unleashed their Sports Edition puzzle for Sept. 23, No. 365, and it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry… on your grandma’s walls. 😩💀 Let’s be real: solving puzzles is like playing a mental sport. 🧠💪 R.I.P to your brain cells! Here’s a sneak peek of the hints that will make you feel like a cognitive Olympian🏆 or just cringe and throw your phone across the room. 🧩 HINTS: - Ball 🤔⚽ - Score 💯🎯 - Team 🏈👥 *Leaked Developer Quote from Some Guy in the Basement*: "We thought about making it harder, but then we realized people were already struggling with regular life, no cap." 🥲 And for the grand finale, here are the answers that nobody asked for but everyone needs: - BASEBALL ⚾ - BASKETBALL 🏀 - HOCKEY ⛸️ - FOOTBALL 🏈 This is the part where you’d typically think, "Wow, so engaging!" But nah fam, this is basically the Netflix of brain rot. 💩💔🛋️ I predict by 2024, people will be substituting stand-up comedy gigs with competitive NYT puzzle solving—fully sponsored by cringe TikTokers. TRUST. 🚀🔥 Share this if you want to enter the chaos! 🤡🚀