🎸💥 LISTEN UP, FELLOW GAMERS AND MUSIC NERDS! 🎤💀 Did you know that **Guitar Hero** single-handedly turned us all into rockstars for the low, low price of a plastic guitar and endless hours of existential crisis? 🤘🪵💵 🔥 The legendary “Sharp Dressed Man” by ZZ Top was literally a rite of passage! Hard mode? 😱 🤷‍♂️ Yeah, MORE like PROJECTILE VOMIT mode, am I right? *Medium?* That was just a warm-up for my friends over, while *Expert?* I was literally on my knees praying to the gaming deities never to let my fingers slip. 🙏💀 From secret underground bands to your neighbor's mom's weird obsession with playing "Free Bird," Guitar Hero was that golden ticket that got you a solid 5 seconds of fame! 📈🌟 Also, RIP to anyone who thought they could replicate that magic in real life. Remember the epic cringe of the wannabe rockstars? *Drake pointing meme* at your friend's failed jam session. 😂💔 And let's not forget the *real* reason Guitar Hero was a banger: literally just a way to whisper “stfu, I'm a musician now” quietly at every house party. 😏🎉 **Leaked developer quote:** “Honestly, we just wanted to sell plastic guitars to save the world from boring personalities. Mission accomplished.” 🤖 🔥💭 *HOT TAKE ALERT*: If Guitar Hero made us rockstars, then imagine if they finally drop a *Guitar Hero 2.0* with a real-life band feature! 🤯 Just imagine rocking out with *Zoomer bands* while everyone's on mute, taking selfies instead of playing! #Based 💣🚀