💥🎉 Y’all, today we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic abyss of NYT Connections: SPORTS EDISH! 🏀⚽️🎾 Buckle up, fam, ‘cause if you think deciphering categories is hard, wait until you try balancing your WiFi in a household with 5 gamers. 😂 👀 Sooo basically, today's brain-buster challenges your neurons harder than your mom challenges your life choices. That purple category? It’s practically a 404 not found page for your intelligence. 🤯 The Athletic be like, "Pay us or else!" No cap, I ain’t fallin’ for that subscription trap, fam.💰💩 🔍 Rumor has it, one leaked developer said, “If people can guess all the connections, we’ll just increase the difficulty until they’re pulling their hair out!” 🧑‍🦲 See, this is why we can't have nice things! 🔥 DAY 26 of my “What if sports were more like Wordle?” experiment: I’m imagining LeBron dunking on a Wordle grid and yelling “STONKS!” while a cat meme plays in the background. 🐱🚀 So, my hot take? By 2024, NYT will be asking us to solve math equations just to access crossword hints. The cringe is real, and I'm here for it! 💀🤡 #NYTCanYouNot