
"NYT Connections: Sports Edition got more hints than my ex had red flags ππ₯ #270 π Whoβs ready to cringe? πββοΈπ¨"
ππ₯π BREAKING NEWS in the World of B O R I N G PUZZLES ππ₯π π Hey, Puzzle Fiends and Crossword Warriors! Are you ready for some epic π₯ NEW YORK TIMES CONNECTIONS: SPORTS EDITION π? No? Well, buckle up buttercup, here are todayβs mind-bending clues thatβll make you want to throw your phone out the window ππ. π‘ *Hints*: 1. π BALL 2. β½ BALL 3. πΎ BALL 4. π BALL Now you might be thinking, "Bro, is this clickbait? These are literally the same word repeated." No cap, thatβs the vibeβlike, imagine the NYT developers sitting in a meeting: π¨βπ» Developer 1: βWhat if we just *say* ball four times?β π¨βπ» Developer 2: βDude, thatβs galaxy brain.β **Drake**: "You know your sports knowledge is more useless than a wooden golf club if you canβt solve this." π€¦ββοΈ The answers? Spoiler alert! It's all the same: β½οΈ BALL! Let this sink in, fam: itβs sports ball chaos and we might as well be living in a simulation. π¬π° Prediction: By 2025, humanity will communicate solely in emojis and *this* NYT puzzle will be the Rosetta Stone of the future. π€π€‘ #NoHate #JustVibes #Stonks