💥🚀 HOLD UP! You thought the NYT was serving you boring crossword crumbs on July 4th? Think again! 🌭🔥 We’re diving deep into the sports edition of the NYT Connections, where the only thing more “CRINGE” than the blue category being called a sport is my Uncle Bob’s BBQ skills! 🤢💀 “Honestly, who decided *that* was a sport?” — Jerry, a completely real NYT puzzle developer 🤖💬 Look, I know the 4th of July is all about explosions (like your dad's attempt at grilling), but the blue category in Connections? Give me a break, fam. Are we really calling that a "sport”? Next, they're gonna tell me knitting is an Olympic event! 🧶🥇 And speaking of lame, does anyone even care that this Connections thing got out of beta on Super Bowl Sunday, which is like, peak “please distract me from my life” time? 😂 This is fine. 🐶🔥 Final thoughts, with all this chaos brewing, mark my words: Next summer, the NYT will make “Competitive Napping” a classified sport, no cap. Get ready for that Olympic gold, fam. Anarchy awaits! 🌌🍕 #NoSleep #Stonks🔥💸