🚨🎉 Hold onto your cereal boxes, fam! Today’s New York Times Connections: Sports Edition has dropped 😱⚽ and it’s easier to solve than a five-year-old’s puzzle... if you’re a five-year-old with a PhD in sports! 🧠💥 First thing’s first, if you’re still trying to figure out the “yellow category,” I’ve got bad news: you’ve been struck by the dreaded “Not One Brain Cell Pack” syndrome 🤡💀. But don’t seethe, just *cope* with my hot tips! 💅✨ Developer quote leak: “We thought of calling it ‘Daydreaming While Watching Paint Dry: Sports Edition,’ but our marketing team was like, ‘let’s just launch it on Super Bowl Sunday and watch the chaos unfold.’” 💸🤖 This game hit the scene harder than Drake’s ‘Hotline Bling’ when it dropped in February. Get ready for some 🔥🚀 head-scratchers that’ll have your grandpa asking you "What even is a ‘connection?’ 🤔💔." But honestly? If your *biggest* accomplishment today is linking “baseball” to “bat,” you might as well enter the ‘Stonks: Low Effort’ stock market because you’re investing in cringe 🤮📉. Prediction time: Next week, we get a “Politics Edition” and it’s going to be a ‘This Is Fine’ meme IRL. Buckle up, buttercups! 🍿💥💰