🚨🏆 ATTENTION FELLOW BRAIN BREADSTICKS! 🏆🚨 Today in "☠️ Wake Me Up When It’s Over: The Sports Edition" ✨ #324, our favorite 🗞️ New York Times decided to test our sports IQ—mostly flopping like that one friend who says, “I’m good at trivia” 🙄. You ever looked at a puzzle and thought, "this is fine?" 🐶🔥 Because SAME. Imagine a world where the NYT flipped the script and dropped a *FIRE* Connections: Movie or Music Edition 🎬🔥 instead! I mean, who wouldn’t wanna connect "The Godfather," "Titanic," and "Shrek" instead of struggling to remember if Tom Brady has a sister named Karen? 🤔💀 Texting my buddy, "Bro, I thought FIFA was a tech startup 💻 but turns out it’s just sports nerds fighting over a ball." No CAP! 😂💰 If NYT offered hints like, “If it’s a touchdown, just say: stonks 📈!” I’d be vibing instead of crying into my Cheerios. So let’s petition for a Connections: Meme Edition—imagine throwing together "Drake pointing at Wojcicki" 🎤 and "This is Fine" in a single puzzle! 🙌🏼 Hot take: In 5 years, crossword puzzles will be played on TikTok, and the only clues will involve dance moves! 🤖💥 Get ready to cringe or die laughing, fam! ✌️🕺 #NeverNotMemeing