
"NYT Connections Nov 4: The real reason we can't have nice things 😩🧩💀 #877 #BrainRot"
📰💤 Y'all ever experience a Snooze-Fest 3000? Because today’s NYT Connections is out here serving straight up *bedtime vibes* 😴. They dropped their new puzzle #877, and it’s giving bland AF. 🤷♂️💔 But hold up! Before you tap out, 🚨 get your "computer-related phrases" game on point, fam! It's like they want you to dive deep into a lovely pool of tech words while serving you a side of “if you can't beat 'em, join 'em” cringe. 🤡🔥 Peep this leaked convo from a developer at NYT: 🗣️ Developer 1: “What if we make the puzzle harder?” 🗣️ Developer 2: “Nah, let’s keep it easy-peasy. We want the boomers to actually *try*.” 🤦♂️ And now we’ve got the *Connections Bot* 🤖 — aka that overly chatty friend who can’t keep a secret. It’s not just here to help you cheat, it’s also here to haunt your dreams. So, if your brain doesn’t hurt from deciphering the phrases, you’re probably just scrolling TikTok instead of finishing your crossword. 🤪💖 Honestly? This *bot* is a mere stepping stone to the day when we all solve puzzles via telepathy! 💭💰🤯 #FutureIsNow 👽 🔮Prediction: In 3 years, NYT will release a *Connections VR* experience where you’ll literally have to dodge *actually* confusing tech phrases like it's 'The Matrix'—but without the cool sunglasses. 🤐🚀
