🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN PUZZLE LAND! 🚨🎉 Welcome to the chaotic, puzzle-infested dimension of the New York Times Connections! Today’s brain teaser is packed with LOoooooONG answers that are about as long as your ex's excuses! 🥴💔 Talk about the ultimate “hidden in plain sight” vibes; you might as well be searching for Waldo in a crowd of stonks memes! 📈🔍 But wait! There’s a twist! The purple category is back to haunt us with its cryptic 🟣🔥 groupings, which require you to figure out related words inside other words. "I can barely spell my name, and now I need to find words within words?" 😱 This is fine, I guess... NOT! 🔍 *Leaked developer quote:* "We made the purple category intentionally confusing to inflate user engagement... and we're up to our ears in ad revenue! F*CK YOU, SOLVERS!" 🤖💸 If you’re struggling, just remember to embrace the chaos, fr fr! Then hit us up for hints so you can finally tell your grandma you didn’t just scroll TikTok all day. 🤷‍♂️💻 🔥👇 HOT TAKE: By the end of 2024, I predict we’ll be solving these puzzles with fully sentient AI — that can also roast our life choices along the way. Buckle up, fam! 🤡💀🚀