🚨🎉 GATHER ‘ROUND, PUZZLE SLAYERS! 🔍💥 Today’s NYT Connections is about as exciting as watching paint dry on a Wordle board. But don't worry, we’re here to turn that frown upside down! 😎💅 #779 is live, and guess what? It’s time to put those brain cells to the ultimate test! If only solving these puzzles paid rent, am I right? 💸💀 Need hints? We gotchu! Here’s a taste: - Think you can connect the squares? More like “Connections: Sorting My Life in Shambles” 😭📦 - A bot is now grading your performance 😳🤖. "Congrats! You’re 25% smarter than a potato!" 🍟 Developer quote from “Some Guy in the Back Room”: “Honestly, we just want to see how many people we can stress out with math using letters.” 🤯💔 A friendly reminder: If you bomb this, just hit 'refresh' on your dignity. Stonks for the win, or NO STONKS! 🚀💰🤡 **UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME:** By 2025, NYT will drop a “Connections: 365 Days of Mild Frustration” subscription plan. Get ready to pay 💸 to connect your feelings of disappointment! Happy puzzling! ✌️😜