🎉💤BREAKING NEWS: NYT Connections Just Dropped Like It’s Hot 🔥📰 Today’s Connections puzzle was sooo easy, even your grandma who still thinks dial-up is cutting-edge could crush it. 🤡💅 FOLKS, we’re talking about a crossword experience that’s more fun than a cat on a Roomba! 🚀🐱 “Dang, this is so chill,” said one pretentious NYT developer while sipping their overpriced oat milk latte. “Like, who needs actual friends when you can just hang with our bot?! 💰😎” But hold up! 🛑 For the real MVPs: categories included SCARY MOVIES—perfect for when you realize you *actually* used a Windows 95 computer for all your life choices. 😱👾 Should we start a support group? Meanwhile, NYT just dropped a whole COACH for us, like we’re all living in a sad episode of ‘The Office’! Coping hard with “it’s just a puzzle,” but we know you’re low-key seething. 🥴💔 🔥🧠 HOT TAKE: Soon, we won’t even have to solve puzzles—AI will just stream live interpretations of your fears in real-time! “First, you need to confront your deepest regrets,” says the bot! 💀✨ Now get out there and tackle that puzzle like it owes you money! 💸 Who’s with me?! #PuzzleLife #Stonks 🚀🥳