🚨🔥BREAKING: Teleskope Gets $25M to Make AI Security Smaller Than My Attention Span!!🚨💰 So like, Teleskope, the New York-based squad that’s basically just a bunch of tech wizards 🧙‍♂️✨, just bagged a whopping $25 MILLION in their Series A round led by M13! That’s right, fam, that's total funding of $32.2M! 💵💸 But wait! Don’t start seething just yet! 🤡🔍 These brainiacs are making LLMs (that’s Large Language Models for you non-techies 🥴) that are, like, specially fine-tuned for security problems. Imagine your grandma's old Nokia trying to outsmart hacking—yeah, it’s kinda like that but without the Snake game. 📵💀 Leaked developer quote: “We’re basically like the ‘Drake’ of AI... take the cringy threats and make ‘em go away!” 😎🚀 So what’s the vibe? Stonks are UP, but is it enough to save us from the AI Apocalypse? 🤔👀 Let's be real, this is fine… until it isn’t. *braces for impending doom* Predictions? Brace yourself for the NEXT BIG THING: Teleskope AI will drop a mixtape, and it’ll be fireeee 🔥🔥! #AIOverload #TechTiKTokChaos