🚨💰🚀 **BREAKING: KAIZEN OUT HERE DODGING YOUR UTILITY BILLS LIKE A PRO!** 🤡💀 Here’s the tea: New York-based Kaizen just raked in a jaw-dropping $21M Series A from NEA, and you know what that means?? TIME TO HAVE A PARTY IN THE GOVERNMENT! 🎉 That's right, folks! KJ and Nikhil just said: “Utility billing? More like UTIL-ITY ME UP, BABY!” 😏💦 While you’re sitting there sipping your overpriced oat milk latte, these homies are making government services actually *not* feel like a punishment – shocking, I know. 💸💸 FUN FACT: You know how every time you think of government services, you imagine the “This is fine” dog? 🐶🔥 Well, Kaizen just threw a fire extinguisher on that whole vibe. Then there's this leaked convo from one of their developers: “If we can make paying utility bills cooler than TikTok dances, we’ll be set.” 🤖💃 Like, fr fr, let’s see those stonks GO UP! 📈📈 But here’s the real conspiracy: what if this whole thing is just a government plot to make us *want* to pay our bills? 🤔👀 Prediction: At this rate, in 5 years we'll be swiping right on utility bills like they’re Tinder profiles. 💔💡🔥 #LetThemPay!