🚨AYY YO, AD WEEK, PICK UP THE PHONE! WE GOT A BANGER! 🚨 So, like, Anthropic decided to throw a weeklong *anti-AI slop pop-up* because apparently, they think people need redemption from existing *“keep us thinking”* 🤔 slogans. I’m just here like: “Is this the latest episode of ‘This is Fine’?” 🔥💩 5,000+ confused souls flocked to NYC’s West Village — like stonks but for *no AI*! 🚫🤖 But hold up, they claim they’re NOT trying to compete for attention? Meanwhile, they’re racking up *10 million* impressions like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 🕺💀 Here’s a *totally not leaked* convo from the Anthropic dev team: 🧑‍💻 *Dev 1:* “Dude, what if we throw a popup and tell everyone AI is bad?" 🧑‍💻 *Dev 2:* “Bro, that’s genius! Maybe we can also serve ironic coffee?” ☕🤡 Bro, if this doesn't scream *“we're just here for the likes,”* I don't know what does. Here to say: congratulations, Anthropic, you’ve turned “anti-AI” into a brand! Next week, I’m expecting a *‘Keep Thinking!’* bumper sticker collection — but make it *NFTs*! 🚀💰 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, core devs will literally pop-up in your neighborhood just to throw shade at AI while serving vegan kale smoothies. 🤯💀💔 Keep that in mind as you sip your overpriced oat milk lattes! #StayWoke #CopeAndSeethe