🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE NYC UNDERGROUND: Opti just got that sweet $20 MIL seed money to flex their identity security skills like they just finished a marathon of squid games! 🎮💰 No cap, these guys are out here unleashing AI to analyze user, system, and access relationships like they're building the ultimate friend group on LinkedIn! 😂🤝 But let's be real, tech companies looking for funding is a bigger meme than the Drake "Hotline Bling" dance challenge. 🥵 Ever seen someone hyper-analyze your browsing history and still manage to forget your birthday? 💀💔 Developers are out here saying: "We just want to ensure your identity isn’t stolen, but please, for the love of all things holy, remember to clear your browser history." 🙈✨ Imagine that one awkward Zoom call where everyone’s using the same Zoom background but you’re wearing a tinfoil hat because of your ‘identity security’ paranoia. This is fine. 🤷‍♂️🔥 Here’s my hot take: In 5 years, Opti will either be the TikTok of identity security, or they'll flop harder than a Windows update at 1 AM! 🤖🚀 Just wait. Share this if you want to follow the madness! 🥳💥