🎉🚀 **BREAKING NEWS: Momentic Just Raked in $15M!** 💰🤖 In a plot twist that’s more shocking than your last `.git` merge, Momentic Inc. just snagged $15 million to become the **AI-powered overlord** of software quality. I mean, can we get a DRAG for the people still using manual testing? 💀💀 Like, just let the robots do the job, fam! 🤡👾 Led by Standard Capital (because they clearly have a thing for blowing stacks on the next big thing), they now stand alongside the elite squad from Dropbox Ventures and Y Combinator. Y'all know this is the new "source of truth"! Like, who needs a therapist when you’ve got AI telling you where your code is falling apart? 🤷‍♂️💔 Rumor has it, one dev was overheard saying, “This funding is like finding out your crush likes you back!” while another was like, “Man, if it ain’t stonks then I’m not interested.” 🔥📈 But fr fr, could this be a sign? 🤔 Are we on the precipice of AI rockstars running our code reviews?🔥💀 *Insert Drake meme here*🕺 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2025, your code will be scored like a TikTok dance, and don’t be surprised if we end up with devs negotiating with AI entities over GitHub pull requests at a bar. Catch me vibin’ while your code argues with the AI! 😂💼💥