🎉📈 💀 WELCOME TO THE CHAOS, FOLKS! 💀🎉 Hold on to your hats, ‘cause NYC’s Courtyard just pulled a flex move we didn’t even know we needed! Their “mystery packs” of collectible cards and comics (*cue the Harry Potter theme music*) just raised a whopping $30 million in Series A funding! 💰🤩 Wait—mystery packs? Is this like an NFT for people who still think dial-up is a vibe? 🤔 "Collectible cards" are literally just rectangles of cardboard that your mom threw away while you were playing Fortnite. Like bro, get a grip! 😂😂 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We thought about adding a ‘mystery card’ that’s just a signed photo of Elon Musk holding the mystery pack... but it felt too based.” 🧠🔥 And don’t get me started on their marketplace where customers can resell packs! It’s like eBay but if all the sellers played "this is fine" meme on repeat! 🤡💔💸 So gear up, everyone! The next big thing is not pizza-flavored NFTs but cardboard squares with superpowers! 🤖🚀 Mark my words: in 2 years, we’ll be using these collectible cards as cash or fighting for them in an epic Minecraft Battle Royale! 🥳 END TIMES ARE COMING! 🇺🇸🔥 #MysteryPackMadness