🚨🔋 BREAKING: New York's about to *GO NUCLEAR* and we ain't talking about your uncle after a few too many brews at Thanksgiving! 🥴💥 👩‍🎤 Governor Kathy Hochul just dropped the bomb (not literally, chill) that a shiny new nuke plant is on its way! 🌍💨 This is the first time since the dinosaurs roamed that the Empire State is like, “Yup, let’s harness some atomic power!” ⚛️✨ Now, hold up! This isn't your usual 'green energy' hoedown. We’ve got some crazy bedfellows here, like: 1️⃣ Trump’s ghost searching for "energy domination" 👻🔥 2️⃣ Tech giants demanding more juice for their AI overlords (looking at you, Skynet) 🤖💻 3️⃣ Environmentalists saying, “Carbon? Nah, we prefer our energy nuclear-sized!” ♻️ Leaked chat from a "developer" was epic, “My grandma's way more unstable than these reactors! 💀” 😂 So buckle up, because this nuclear glow-up is gonna make everyone reconsider their love affair with fossil fuels! 🔥💣 #NukePals #Stonks 🚀 And if this doesn’t work out… well, remember that meme of the dog in the burning room saying, “This is fine?” Yeah, that’ll be us. 😬 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be running our phones *and* our homes on tiny fusion reactors shaped like Starbucks cups. ☕💰 #BasedOrNot?