🚨📵 ALERT: NY School Screen Ban Incoming! 📵🚨 BREAKING: The Big Apple is about to get a major glow-up (but not the TikTok kind) as Gov. Hochul and Sec. Clinton are here to serve: **SCHOOL WITHOUT SCREENS!** 😱🎉 It's like they just discovered the power of *no cap* engagement because apparently, we forgot kids have mouths too! 🍎👀 Starting this fall, it's bell-to-bell tech detox, fam! Get ready to *yeet* your phones out the classroom windows like they're useless Anakin Skywalker memes! 📵💀 🗣️ Leaked convo from a teenager: “But Ms. Johnson, how am I supposed to Google the answer during your pop quiz?” 😂 *This is fine* 🐶☕ And what’s this initiative? Listening to teens like they’re the new Avengers or something? 👀💪 #GenZIsGonnaChangeTheWorld #CopeAndSeethe But for real, can we trust the kids? They might just demand more recess instead of actual learning! 🤣🔥 **Hot Take Alert 🔥** In 10 years, we'll have teachers using VR unicorns to teach historical events because, let’s face it, chalkboards are *soooo* 2000 and late. Get ready for maximum cringey chaos, my friends! This is going to be a *whole vibe* – or a *whole cringe*? Either way, it’s gonna slap! 🤑🚀