🚨🚨 BIG BRRRAAAHHHHH NEWS ALERT! 😱💸 NYC's own Profound just secured a whopping $35M in their Series B, and no they didn't win a lottery, fam, they just know how to make AI search engines work for clout! 🎉💪 Led by Sequoia (because why not throw hundreds of millions around like confetti?), the total funding is now $58.5M. That's right, Profound’s cash app is ringing, and brands everywhere are vibin' to that "Optimize visibility in AI" tune! 🎶😏💰 🚀 The co-founders, James "Mans Gotta Eat" Cadwallader and Dylan “Not just a pretty face” Babbs are like the Drake of AI searches: one minute they're chillin' in NYC, next minute they're like "search visibility? That’s our jam!" 🤖✨ Rumor has it, during a dev meeting, someone shouted, “If we don’t make brands' visibility HUGE, we’re all going to need day jobs at Starbucks!” ☕️🔥💀 So, what's next for Profound? Are they about to release AI glasses that make you see the future of brand visibility? 👓💥 BREAKING PREDICTION: In 3 months, they'll drop a "Profound-ly Awesome" TikTok dance challenge that’ll break the internet 🤡🤯🔥. Don't come for me when these spicy predictions become a reality! Stonks going 🆙, and I don’t mean the boring ones! 💹💣