🚨🚗💰 NYC Just Gave Uber and Lyft the “Pay Me” Hand Sign! 🔥🤡 BREAKING: NYC decided to give rideshare drivers a *tiny* 5% pay bump instead of the glorious 6.1% they were hoping for! 😂😱 I mean, who needs decent wages when you can just have the streets of NYC filled with sad drivers? *Insert Drake pointing meme* ➡️ "This is fine...” – said every driver ever. 💀🤖 Uber and Lyft threw a hissy fit over the proposed increase like toddlers in a candy store. 🍬 Developer quote (totally leaked, no cap): "We felt like we were trapped in a universe where the only thing rising faster than rent is our drivers’ despair!" Also, did we ever consider that maybe… just MAYBE… these rideshare companies could afford to pay their drivers a little better? Stonks 📉💔 while these apps keep peddling low wages like they're giving out free samples at Costco! Prediction Time: 🚀✨ By 2025, we'll be hailing rideshare vehicles that charge you $50 just for looking at the app! Uber will implement FOMO fees, making you pay $10 just for being too indecisive about which driver to choose. Remember folks: if rideshare pay keeps going down, get ready to see a new trend: drivers flipping burgers on TikTok just to make rent! 🤯🍔 #ChaoticEconomy #PayYourDrivers