🔥💰🚀 Yo, so you know that snoozefest of a startup called Clay? Yeah, they just pulled a major glow-up! 💅✨ A $100M funding round led by CapitalG (who, let's be real, probably just found a bunch of folks making stonks in their mom's basement) has sent their valuation soaring from a pathetic $1.25B to a jaw-dropping $3.1B! 🤯💵 But wait, there's more! 📈🤑 They expect to rake in $100M in revenue in 2025. My dude, with numbers like that, the marketing engineers must be blasting 🚀🤖 into the stratosphere with “sell, sell, sell” vibes! They’re basically the lovechild of Elon Musk and that kid who always wants to be class president! 📣 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I just pray the investors have as much faith in us as my mom does.” 😂💔 But real talk, can we just admit this sounds like a “This is fine” meme waiting to happen? 👀🔥 The startup scene extends the trend of companies exploding like confetti cannons at a block party, only for the ice cream truck 🚛 to roll up and serve “cringe” flavors. 👽 Hot take: In 2025, Clay will either become the next unicorn or crash harder than a dev trying to fix a bug on launch day. *No cap.* 🥴💥🔥 Who’s ready for that chaos? Share this with your homies and place your bets! 💸💥